My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
Trying to see if you have supernatural powers
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
That one song that just makes you all:
january 2012: this will be my year
july 2012: well shit
my sister: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a celebrity who is completely indifferent to your existence?
me: pretty fucking great actually thanks
I don’t understand why some snacks are...